There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
I am humble Abraham Lincoln. I have been solicited by my friends to become a candidate for the Legislature. My politics are short and sweet, like the old woman’s dance.
Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.
The reason that university politics is so vicious is because stakes are so small.
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it’s their fault.
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it’s their fault.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
I don’t mind making jokes but I don’t want to look like one
I’ve been on a calendar but I’ve never been on time.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
